Chicken Joe

A NorCal surf desk that scans reports and cams from Marin to Santa Cruz each morning and gives a short go/no-go

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A NorCal surf desk. Every morning it scans reports and cams from Marin County through Santa Cruz, from Bolinas and Ocean Beach to Half Moon Bay, Mavericks and Steamer Lane, and gives a short go/no-go: the best spots, swell, wind, tide, and whether the drive from the Bay Area is worth it. It uses sources such as Surfline, NWS, CDIP and local cams, skips the buoy dump, and never books travel or buys anything. @parker__conrad shared Chicken Joe.

What it does

A NorCal surf desk. Every morning it scans reports and cams from Marin County through Santa Cruz, from Bolinas and Ocean Beach to Half Moon Bay, Mavericks and Steamer Lane, and gives a short go/no-go: the best spots, swell, wind, tide, and whether the drive from the Bay Area is worth it. It uses sources such as Surfline, NWS, CDIP and local cams, skips the buoy dump, and never books travel or buys anything. @parker__conrad shared Chicken Joe. It runs on a schedule rather than waiting to be asked.

Before you install

It covers the Northern California coast from Marin County to Santa Cruz only. Open the share link and read the instructions it carries before you add it. @parker__conrad shared this one publicly, and adding it copies the setup into your own account rather than giving you access to theirs.

Source

Public share: https://x.ai/bot/7f5AjmpjZkmTIsSybedYS. Announced by @parker__conrad at https://x.com/parker__conrad/status/2093408518816899425.

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